Wild
Bill Hiccup is the salty, crotchety, weather beaten, side winding cowboy
who has been riding the range for a too many years. He tied up his ride
at the OKAY Corral and decided to pursue his long lost dream of being
a variety show host.
Clambake
Jane had a dream of becoming a star but digging for clams wasn't get
her anywhere. She dropped her pail and went West. She's been trying
to cure Bill's hiccups ever since.
Sheriff
Saucy Silverspoons is peace loving and somewhat saucy. Disputes usually
settled with
gunfire, he resolves by releasing white doves. If it saves another law
abiding citizen from buckshot, Saucy has done his duty.
Little Bighonk can find water where even the camels
get confused. When taken by drought, Ms. Bighonk resorts to her wildly
infamous rain dance. That and opening a new Casino on the range! This
trifecta of talent (she sings too) has some pretty good odds.
Annie
Oatmeal, an expert riflewoman and shotgunner, realized those weren't
the best skills to get men, okay? She took up being a diva and has since
been able to catch most anything, especially men. Besides, they're easier
to tackle and tie than cows.
Our
audience 'actors' have been selected to perform a short act reminiscent
of the Wild Wild West. Given cue cards and character props, they are
then guided by the pros.
Do
you have what it takes to play and survive in the Wild Wild West?
Audiences
are encouraged to don their finest Western wear, indulge in a country
style dinner, and have fun, Wild West style! Complete with cowboy serenades,
lasso tricks, military cadences, flapjack flipping, and even a traditional
Indian rain dance for an evening sure to please.